Everyone's a Comedian
Tape cassettes for the next sequence
were impossible to transcribe due to some viscous liquid encrusted behind the
heads. There is a certain consistency in the garbled sounds however,
indicating that almost two hours later Dr. Duke and his attorney finally
located what was left of the "Old Psychiatrist's Club" -- a huge slab
of cracked, scorched concrete in a vacant lot full of tall weeds. The owner of
a gas station across the road said the place had "burned down about three
years ago."
-- FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS -- A SAVAGE JOURNEY TO
THE HEART OF THE AMERICAN DREAM by Hunter S. Thompson, © 1971 by Hunter S.
Thompson
Chapter 9: Breakdown on Paradise
Blvd.
Here’s some
holiday cheer – a fabulous piece from Kathy Shaidle, the title of which says it
all:
I urge you
to read it, since I think it’s all good, and I can’t be bothered to cut and
paste her exactly.
Shaidle
presents a rare instance of Thinking Outside The Box. Essentially,
To end
school shootings, don’t end guns, end schools.
After all,
for well-rehearsed – though ignored by the Left, of which more below – reasons,
you can’t actually “end” guns. You’d
think Liberals would know this; after all, you can’t win in Afghanistan or
Iraq, you can’t close the border or round up the illegals, and you certainly
can’t end drugs – despite, as William Burroughs pointed out in Junkie, when the cops bust down the door
it’s hard to hide a bundle of pot the size of a Samsonite suitcase. Add in the fact that guns are by definition
tools of defense against someone trying to take something away from you, and
you’d think the odds of “rounding up guns” would be insurmountable.
Of course,
since Liberals tend to get their ideas of feasibility from “pop culture”,
perhaps they were inspired
by Demolition Man:
In Demolition Man,
the entire mainstream society gets completely overhauled, eradicating violence,
swearing, and anything deemed hazardous to one's health, within 30 years.
There are people (or at least one police officer) who were working adults in
the ultra-violent past society, who are still in the workforce.
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There is
also no information on whether these practices are in use in the rest of the
USA, or for that matter the rest of the world. Dr Cocteau seems to only preside
over San Angeles, so either it's the new capital or they seceded in the past
(which is not entirely unlikely).
Moreover,
it just makes sense. After all, we’ve
had the Second Amendment since, by definition, the start of the country. We’ve had automatic weapons since the 30s
(Remember Machine Gun Kelly?). Talk of
Steve Sailer’s urban/rural divide, there were gun clubs in freakin’ New York
City high schools, well into the 70s, with students carrying their rifles on
the freakin’ subways – no problem.
So wouldn’t
it make sense for the folks that proudly claim to heritage of John Stuart Mill to
ask – what changed?
No, they
prefer to align themselves with gun-grabbing rootless urban “intellectual” John
Stewart. I wonder if the guards at CC
studios have guns? I imagine it’s a
pretty safe place to shoot… your mouth off.
And it’s
not as if being anti-school wasn’t, originally, a Leftist position. After all, isn’t that the idea – school as
the training ground for little Fascists, etc.?
Forget
about home schooling; what about “teach-ins” and “student strikes” (mocked then
as now by “conservative” students who “just wanted to go to class and get a job”)
and indeed the whole “alternative schools” idea? Remember “freedom schools”?
The Freedom
School was located in Colorado, United
States, offering a series of lectures by libertarian
theorist Robert LeFevre from 1957 to 1968. LeFevre extended
this work to the related Rampart College, an unaccredited four-year school,
in 1963. Both shared the same campus. In 1965, a flood devastated the campus,
and the school and college were moved to Santa Ana, California, where they
lasted until at late 1975. They were succeeded by the Rampart Institute.
The Freedom
School was also the name of the fictional school for runaway youth depicted
in the 1971 film Billy Jack and the 1974 sequel The Trial of Billy
Jack.
In fact, the whole Billy Jack film
phenomenon bears consideration as an example of how typical 60s hippie
ideas were not all that far from a sort of, admittedly crunchy, modern “right
wing” viewpoint.
Hypothesis
One: when the Left took over the schools, they decided not to tear them down,
but to settle in with nice, cushy jobs (thanks to their friends, the unions and
the government bureaucrats). Of course,
as Shaidle notes, there were some changes made.
Nowadays schools teach either Leftist bullshit (anti-White history,
anti-male “gender studies” etc.) or else the basics, badly (producing students
that rank around 37th in math, but Number One is “feeling good about
my knowledge of math”).
In the
words of another old Leftist slogan, the Left has itself become “part of the
problem.”
Hypothesis
Two is related to something we’ve been banging on for some time. Since the Left is crazy, they naturally think
everyone else is crazy.
"They think I'm insane...
they're the ones who are insane!" – ZAAT, aka Blood Waters of Dr. Z
Thus,
there’s no need to “consider” alternative views.
Hence, the
only “solution” is … more of the same.
This is
actually encoded in the Liberal Program, aka “Progress”. Nothing is ever negotiable or given back,
there’s only more of the same. As the woman said about San Francisco's attempt to ban public nudity [San Francisco!]: "We don't want to go back to the Dark Ages." Ah yes, the awful Past, when people wore clothes. Indeed, were forced to do so. Brrrr!
“Reactionaries”
have only one choice – abandon their evil ways, “come to their senses” and “evolve”
Eg. Obama on “gay” “marriage,” just in time for the re-selection.
Once more,
we see the origins of Liberalism in Christianity: proselytizing, evangelizing, conversion,
metanoia, baptized at birth and then forget about it (Catholics) or “no loss of
salvation” (Protestants), born again, etc.
While
Lefty hero Einstein supposedly came up with the similar definition of insanity,
it’s interesting that Margaret Thatcher made famous the claim that “There is no
alternative” or TINA, thus demonstrating the deep roots that make liberal and
libertarian still appropriate names.
Similarly,
the Fed’s QE to Infinity and Beyond strategy is not only Bank Approved but also
Liberal Approved, with Krugman, of course, willingly, indeed, insistently, proudly, "I'm
not nervous. What do I have to be nervous about, it’s funny you’d think that,
it’s him, isn’t, not me?" identifying himself with the Double Down
strategy.
And
indeed, as we’ve commented before, he does make a great Mad Ziontist, don’t
he?
"An invasion from Ming the Merciless is exactly the boost the economy needs!"
You’d
think that someone, if not Liberals themselves, would have noted that the more
the Left dominates the culture, the worse things get, but if so it’s only
quickly pushed further down in what passes for their consciousness, or else
blamed on The Man or Whitey or whoever is “really” running things; anyone but themselves.
Sort of
the way “racists” are stupid, inbred, toothless rednecks who, nevertheless,
continue to run the US, and indeed the whole world, thwarting Liberal Progress
at every turn; presumably by remote control from their trailer park lairs.
Today’s
ZeroHedge brings another roundup of Why Things Suck More Than Ever, Especially
for The Youth, to which a couple commenters make points relevant here:
Yes, they learned how to whine and blame others from their boomer parents.
That 95% includes lowly clerking duties...get used to it or make
a name for yourself.
Indeed, perhaps there’s the
independent variable: in the World Liberals Made the only way to be somebody – especially for a White Male –
is to go out with a blaze of media glory.
And this:
- A
feels guilty or uncomfortable about something.
- A
finds a rationale why someone else is to blame.
- A
blames B.
'Twas ever thus.
Yes, but never more so.
Nite Owl: But the country is disintegrating. What's happened to
America? What's happened to the American Dream?
Comedian: It came true. You're lookin' at it.