Hipsters vs. Hasidim: Kill Them All, Let God Sort 'em Out

After decades of fawning on those sweet, romantic Ostjuden [a taste promoted by that charlatan Kafka, to annoy his father, then taken up by the mendacious Martin Buber, and reaching a fever pitch after the "holocaust"], the hipsters of Billyburg are once again forced to realize that these deodorant-challenged rabble are simply Judaic White Trash parasites with a thick, sticky coating of privilege.

Judaics re-enact a scene from the conclusion of Dune on the streets of the hippest part of the "most sophisticated city on Earth"

According to tipsters, the neighborhood's volunteer community watch group responded to reports at around 4 am that two men were using spraypaint to recreate a section of the bike lane, which the Department of Transportation controversially removed from a 14-block stretch of Bedford Avenue last week. Police arrived at the corner of Bedford Avenue and Rutledge Street and arrested two suspects, sources said. That story lines up pretty well with this posting by Twitter user WMSBG, which went online about two hours ago: "Police arrested this night two goiyem for re-painting the bike lane on Bedford ave with the help of Shomrim."

Question: what would the hipsters think of some White neighborhood with its own "community watch group" [i.e., "hate-filled vigilantes"]?

Heroic Judaics Protecting Williamsburg from "Scantily-clad" Hipsters on Bikes

According to Williamboard, cycling activists had already repainted some of the recently-removed bike lane late last week: "A few hipsters took on the initiative and repainted the Bedford av bike lane with paint and brushes late Friday night and it looks pretty charming." Another commenter on the messageboard said: "i rode bedford this morning and kind of loled at the new bike lane markers. then some jackoff yelled at me in hebrew and did a fake-out move, like he was going to shove me off my bike." A spokesman from the NYPD's press office said he had not been briefed on the reported arrests and that crimes of this nature [i.e., judaic on White] aren't always brought to the attention of his office. Sources at Williamsburg's 90th Precinct did not immediately respond to calls.

Best comment:

A disproportionate number of Hasidic families tend to rely on social services — welfare, food stamps, etc. — in large part because we've incentivized this kind of behavior. If my taxes are going to fund the dysfunctional cycle of an undereducated couple having lots of children very young and then being unable to support them financially (for religious reasons, of course), then I'd at least like a goddamn bike lane.

As with the Musselmen, these Semites will push and push, never taking 'no' for an answer, while "white" idiots full of "multiculturalism" and "guilt" will constantly give way, and pat themselves on the back for their 'tolerance.'

Unless, of course, someone takes away their bike lanes. Then it's on, man!